Coverflip Entry: Game of Thrones

Posted in Fan Art with tags , , , on May 7, 2013 by Patrick Farley
coverflip entry for Maureen Johnson

coverflip entry for Maureen Johnson

A book cover I put together for Maureen Johnson’s #coverflip challenge. 1. Take a popular book. Make a new cover for it by switching the author’s gender and imagining the result.

I actually do book covers for a living. More of my stuff can be seen here..

Here’s what I heard the invisible art director telling me as I composed it:

“Emphasize bonding between female characters. De-emphasize conflict, but make sure the female leads are plucky. Include a small dragon and a white wolf; make sure neither is snarling. In the background include a handsome young male in clean armor, e.g. Jaime Lannister… Blondes have been proven to sell more books.

“Typography: avoid all caps. Use Medieval/Celtic font-faces but avoid heavy metal/Third Reich styles of blackletter.

“Look & Feel: moodboard should necessarily include M. Whelan’s work for Dragonriders of Pern and the landscape portraits of Maxfield Parrish. No mud or blood; keep it sparkly and magical.”

Picard on Money

Posted in Fan Art with tags , , , , , , , on October 5, 2012 by Patrick Farley

My favorite quote from Star Trek, conveniently sized for use as a Facebook cover image. Enjoy!

Jobs and Wozniak c. 1976

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on October 5, 2012 by Patrick Farley

Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak

Teardrops in Rain

Posted in 1980s, Autobiographical with tags , , on August 30, 2012 by Patrick Farley

Blade Runner 1982

What Happens To Us When We Die?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on August 26, 2012 by Patrick Farley
































The Ol’ Brick-in-the-Forest Trick

Posted in Science with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 20, 2012 by Patrick Farley

The Ol' Brick in the Forest Trick







Tyrion Lannister Blacklight Posters

Posted in Fan Art, Fantasy with tags , , , , , , , on August 19, 2012 by Patrick Farley

If Game of Thrones had been written in the Early 1970s….

The Gingerbread Man Reloaded

Posted in Sentient Food with tags , , , , on August 17, 2012 by Patrick Farley




If You Heard it in the Eighties….

Posted in 1980s with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 13, 2012 by Patrick Farley

 

Dedicated to my fellow Gen-Xers.

Turd Polishers’ Union

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on August 10, 2012 by Patrick Farley