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August 8, 2012 at 6:20 pm
[...] Cloverfield Rebooted [...]
August 8, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Somehow this feels more horrifying than the original.
August 8, 2012 at 7:02 pm
We are what we eat. Now we are all Cloverfield monsters.
August 8, 2012 at 7:54 pm
Besides the sly, subtle Jesus allusion, this marvelous little parable puts me in mind of James Morrow’s novel, “Towing Jehovah.” Especially the part where the resourceful cook on the crew kneads the curd-like material he finds in the gargantuan lymph nodes of the dead floating carcass of God, into a substitute for cheese. So they could put cheese on their God-carcass-burgers.
August 8, 2012 at 9:00 pm
It’s like “The Giving Tree,” in a horrible, horrible way.
August 8, 2012 at 9:45 pm
I love it. It has huge eyes and way too big feet. Inspired!
August 9, 2012 at 3:36 am
It is a wonder that the monster did not know that saturated fat can be quite health-giving, but I really enjoyed this.
August 9, 2012 at 11:41 pm
OK. That one was deranged enough to spur a hit on the donation button.
August 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm
That is more frightening i believe a talking cake monster wanting to fatten us all up on its own cake flesh…
August 11, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Sorry, but WTF?
August 13, 2012 at 3:19 pm
I find it hard to believe that not one of the above folk has not read (or can’t remember reading) Douglas Adams’ Restaurant at the End of the Universe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Restaurant_at_the_End_of_the_Universe
August 25, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Repulsively delectable. I’d eat the Cake Monster. Hell, I’d eat the fuck out of it. Oh well, a girl can dream. Hello, lunchtime!